Jake Carpenter yo.

dildoraa:

omfg i just opened itunes and SOMEONE DID THIS TO MY 1D PLAYLIST

I

CAN’T

BREATHE

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llcooljofficial:

one time in 7th grade everyone in my class got really quiet so i said “dildo” just to see the ridiculous reaction since i knew how immature 7th graders were

for 30 minutes, there was an uncontrollable uproar of laughter and someone fell and hit their head on a chair and had to go to the nurse

because i said dildo.

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put a ☆ in my ask and i’ll shuffle my itunes and tell you our song

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